In every field, participants must be scrutinized based on their output. Music is becoming the major thing our Youth are involving themselves in our Country and with no doubt there are dummies who are joy-riding or rather doing it because they think it is a short cut to prosperity.
We looked into our music industry keenly and we are very disappointed to tell you all that the field is full of garbage needing disposal or simply recycling. Even the president stressed it that almost every family in South Sudan has a musician!
Does this mean almost all of us are gifted musically. Not even all Indians do music although music is in-born for them. Our statisticians gathered enough info and yes below is the list of top ten dumb South Sudanese Musicians.
- GACHO or call him Magai is the singer of that whack song Ting Kusuma wiki. Gacho tried both business and music but failed terribly. The artist wannabe dropped a stool of song which left Nakuru wondering why bad things happen to them in 2011.
- GHETTO BEE We all know Ghetto Bee was born dumb. In 2008 Ghetto Bee relaesed Jump to the river Jump to the Jungle. The song was grammatically fucked with no meaning conveyed in the song. Many people were asking the fuck he is taking the girl to the Jungle or River like he was going to drown her.
- QUEEN ZEE Queen Zee can sing but she is too dumb to get her shit together. She is not making a living out of music yet she has been in the game for more than a decade. Why is she in music if that’s all she can offer? Smart people switch lanes when things don’t work out.
- MC GHETTO This is one funny Musician with disputed lyrics. Mc confuses people with broken patois because his English is just so nursery if you know what I mean. He barely sings in English, patois patois patois and we don’t even understand it.
- GREY BULL This guy is getting dumber as he gets old. He has money and everything to elevate his music but due to poor thinking he is only making names in his neighborhood, not even his city. What a waste of opportunity.
- MR LENGS We don’t blame him, he hasn’t gone to school. But he is humble and we pray he picks up some English on social Media
- TVAVY This girl has failed badly. For sure beauty without brain makes private parts suffer. Her music is in the recycling bin if am not wrong.
- TANDE LOKO Another primary school drop out. He’s forcing it but he is determined. We think he gonna make it some day.
- JERRO BEE One song in 10 years yet he calls himself an artist. He has the voice but he spews crap.
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